Monday, May 28, 2012

The walking dead live in Miami

Police: Naked man chewed off victim's face........

Coming straight out of Miami, i have reports on a naked man chewing another mans face off. Police say they were responding to a call on a Miami freeway and found a naked man chewing and biting another man who was on the ground. Despite being told to back off and being wounded, the naked man continued to eat his victim and even growled at police. Fortunately, the officers were able to kill him. Before you go off and say "what an insensitive twit", let me just give you my reasons. I have been waiting for the zombie apocalypse for years now. To think that another sane or insane for that matter, individual can eat a living human being (and growl for Christ's sake) and just be on "drugs" or "sick" is completely impossible. Cannibals primarily consume human flesh after the person is deceased, so there goes that idea. sources say the victim must have been on some type of drug that induced heat which caused him to undress. How many times do you think i have rolled over and took a chunk out of my boyfriend just because i was hot? (Okay, maybe once, that's another topic) it just doesn't make sense. You know there will be some sort of story the media puts out to play it down, the police haven't even released any information on the attacker or victim, who by the way is clinging to life at some nearby hospital. So its official, and you heard it from me first, the zombie apocalypse kicks off in Miami. I hope you are ready.
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questions and comments are welcome. picture courtesy of fox news.

10 comments:

  1. Interesting post. Any bet the CDC is out there right now and the Vic is in isolation. Its tragic but I cant contain my giggles thinking on how he growled with flesh in his mouth. Romero would love this.

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  2. This is ridiculous. Surely you people dont believe in zombies, an innoccent man is in the hospital and another man who needed help is now dead and you think it was fortunate he was killed? Say your prayers and go to church hopefully god would spare you
    LoveJoy45

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    1. thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to read and leave a comment lovejoy45. i have the right to my own opinion, but i respect yours as well. my beliefs does not have to be the beliefs of anyone on planet earth, the least anyone who may read my blog. thanks for visiting!

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  3. Lovejoy45 I have two words for you my dear SHUT UP. No one asked for your religious opinion, the author of this post was stating a fact. Last year around this time the CDC had a post on their site on how to prepare for a zombie invasion, there even was a link to a national geographic's article in which they said a combination of the rabies, ebola, measles and finally influenza (so it can be airborn) can cause a zombie outbreak. If youre not prepared, dont take it out on the rest of us. Kenji

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    1. kenji, thanks for speaking your mind. lol

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  4. Omg u r hilarious I luvd ur post. This zombie crap is crazy. People actually believ a zombie attack will happen, im in between. Dont want it to happen, but in a weird way i want it but I kno 4 sure I'd go out in glory. I would be the one to blow myself up to save humanity. Im toatally goong to watch dawn of the Dead now. Keep the post coming! Lurie

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  5. THE WALKING DEAD? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT THE AMC SHOW. GOOD STORY NONETHELESS.

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  6. Found this blog by chance and I must say your in for some fierce competition. You sound like a reporter but with a sense of humor. I cant wait to see what else you write about, I have a few ideas for you

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    1. thank you for your comment. im always open to new ideas, just know that this is not primarily a blog on zombies, although the morbid and macabre do interest me VERY MUCH!!!!, any topic is a good idea.

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  7. I have been checking on your blog for the past couple months. When are you going to post a new one?

    Sincerely, patiently waiting

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